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June 16, 2003
I’m more white trash then you
So this Saturday my friends invited me to this party/BBQ. A friend of theirs was having this little get together and she lives up in the hills in the middle of nowhere. And by nowhere I mean nowhere. We got lost twice on the way there. We had to stop and ask direction from some person with no teeth. Ah, but such is the town of Brownsville (what, you never heard of it, well I hadn’t either).
We finally get there (after 2 hours of 5 of us being stuck in this civic coupe) and we walk up to the house. The local boys are already nicely drunk and have decided to create a rope swing on one of the little drop offs on the property. It was hilarious watching these boys, with a helmet on swing around this tree and slamming themselves against the hill. Good times were had by all.
The jello shots were strong, the jungle juice was strong. The BBQ was good and the people were interesting. Good times, good people.
Now to the part we all really care about, where there any yummy country boys there? At first I didn’t think so. But you have to take into account it was an 80’s themed get together so everyone was dressed like crap. But after the rope swing fun several of them changed, so by the end of the night most of the boys where wearing normal cloths. This is when I realized the yumminess that is Justice. Yes you read that right, his name is Justice. Isn’t that just the coolest name ever?
I was eyeing that boy all night. But clearly he was completely straight, ::sigh:: At the end of the evening he spilled something on his shirt so he took it off to clean it. YUM, that is all I have to say about that. Well that and clearly he was not wearing any underwear. Anyway moving on. He put on a different shirt, so sad. Thank god he is never going to read this and hopefully this will not get back to him, he might kick my ass, hehe.
So Saturday was a good day. I’m glad I went to this little BBQ cause I was just sitting at home feeling alone and depressed. Have I mentioned how much I hate weekends lately?
Posted by Scott at June 16, 2003 08:10 AM