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January 30, 2006

Chest Stubble == Bad

OK children I am gonna make this really clear....

chest hair is hot, chest stubble is bad
cheat hair good....chest stubble not hot
chest stubble is NOT HOT

I went to the gym today and the first thing that happened was I went to the locker room to drop off my gym bag. There was this TOTALLY hottie that walked in next to me. Cute, nice body, and some nice scruff. I could not wait to see his furry chest. Then it happened, the worst thing ever. This guy had chest stubble. Ewwww..... I am ok with manscaping, but stubble is not OK. It's just as bad as shaving in my opinion, which clearly is not ok also.

Anyway I had a good workout today. I did my legs today. I know this sounds funny but I used to hate doing leg workouts, but for some reason I like it better then arms now. Even doing the squats, which I seriously used to hate.

There was this "chic" with a personal trainer while I was there. She clearly used to be man. Not that there is anything wrong with that, I am just saying....

Then once I finished lifting I did some cardio. There was this guy on one of the treadmills that had one of those t-shirts that had the sleeves cut off, but cut off such that the shirt is open all the way down to the waist. you know what I mean? On the right guy that looks REALLY freak'n hot. And this was the right guy! OMG. Maybe someday I will look hot in a shirt like that. Dare to dream huh.

Anyway, I had a good time at the gym. As much as I hate going to the gym, I really do like it while I am there. And I like the way it makes me feel afterwards. This workout routine just might stick this time!


Posted by Scott at January 30, 2006 09:06 PM

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you should check out the best of episode of that show dirty jobs.

mike rowe was in a bathtub and had a very furry chest you would like it.

Posted by: jeremy at February 1, 2006 08:50 PM

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