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January 09, 2006
Step off you nasty ass troll
Just cause I am in a bar does NOT give you the right to come up out of nowhere and sniff me. That is just plain rude. Even if you were cute, which you were NOT, it would still be rude.
So there were three of us: me, my hubby, and our friend Brandon. Brandon was telling us a story of his crazy Thanksgiving. Some random nasty troll comes up and makes a comment about the story. I assumed he was gonna put the mack on Brandon since he was the story teller. Then he leans over to me, like really close. I assume this bastard is gonna whisper some nasty ass pickup line in my ear. Nope, he sniffed me! Step off you nasty ass mother fucker! You do not have the permission to sniff me, especially if your an ugly ass troll!
OK I am done ranting now.
Posted by Scott at January 9, 2006 09:40 AM
Comments
I hate when that happens! And it's been happening most of my life. Love your blog! I'm a new reader!
Derek
Posted by: derek at January 9, 2006 04:47 PM
Whatever happened to common decency? I hope one of you told the dude off or better yet took him outside and straighted him out.
Posted by: Pete at January 9, 2006 08:20 PM