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April 20, 2006
Ball Crushing
As you probably know part of my training for the AIDS LifeCycle is that I bike home from work. I live a good 26 miles away from work. It's a nice ride. Right now I am being a wimp and not biking in the morning, I take light rail here then bike home.
Anyway, yesterday after work I went to the locker room and was getting ready for my ride home. I was putting on my cycling shorts and something did not feel right. They were the wrong shorts. I had accidentally packed an old pair that is a) too small b) not comfortable anyway.
You know that feeling you get when someone kicks you in the balls? Ya that is what I felt the entire right home. OMG some parts of your body were just not meant to be smashed like that!!!!!
I did eventually make it home and I ripped those evil shorts off. This reminds me I need to destroy all of those shorts that no longer fit so that I don't experience this again.
I will never be able to have kids now, my nuts have been crushed beyond recognition....
At least today I made sure I brought a good pair of cycling shorts.
Posted by Scott at April 20, 2006 01:39 PM