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April 21, 2006
I am a Princess
My friend sent me this in an email and I thought it was funny
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so
the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray-up, Bitch."
Posted by Scott at April 21, 2006 02:55 PM
Comments
heh heh
That is funny. I think I'm going to use that for BearZone's joke of the day. Thanks for sharing!
Posted by: Thundercizzle at April 25, 2006 08:52 AM